It has been tricky to establish a common sense of humanity between a nation and a non-sentient submicroscopic infectious agent.
IBS said that being a brand ambassador for toilet paper brand was a dream come true
Johnson has not yet announced whether or not he will try to retain his seat in 2022.
“Schuster’s case is a curious one; he will not receive a single dose of the vaccine, yet each week, he eats the body of a Hebrew man who died in roughly A.D. 30.”
Democrats are confused by election results.
“I really don’t understand what the issue is,” said Rodgers.
All 21 of Wisconsin’s residence halls have reported at least one attack from the legion of shower shitters over the last two weeks.
“I was told that the movie was inspired by true stories. Afterwards, I learned that the story was stretched to the point where it was practically all made up.”
Because tis’ the season
Irving and Simmons are undersold in the NBA trade.
“We used to love to smoke out in front of that empty storefront and now the vibe is completely ruined.”
The fighters told the Badgers that if they can keep Army’s defense on the field long enough, they’ll eventually give up and go home.
Becky has been a cheat and Bucky has had it up to fucking here.
Camp Randall student section seats set to be named after nauseated Junior.
Ocean demon decides it's in everyone's best interest to accept that climate change will destroy us all.
Rebecca Blank is a poser and a fake Wisconsin dairy fan and now everyone knows it.
Students have to shower now and their classmates are pissed that they aren’t.
"I want to look my best for my first ever win in Madison,” Harbaugh explained to reporters.
So far, the bait has been very successful. As of Sept. 29, about 30% of the student population has received a citation.
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