"No Nut November" causes the nation's nuts to grow visibly upset, losing more and more pigment as the holiday progresses.
Candid speaks to passing frat boys.
Stubborn, obsessive child insists on being the goddamn blue power ranger for the third Halloween in a rowBy Jordan Simon | Oct. 31, 2019
Simpson's Power Ranger stance.
Devilish candy corn staring you down intensely, daring you to have a taste while it collects dust in your mother's decorative Halloween dish
Looking for an incredible last-minute Halloween costume like "Sexy King Henry VIII" or "Flamingo Run"? Look no further!
All contributing content members from the infamous "UW-Madison Memes for Milk-Chugging Teens" become recipients of the Nobel Prize for Literature.
Lizzo faces much controversy following the leak of her DNA test.
Dumb baby wearing "I will change the world" t-shirt accused of not knowing anything about poverty, climate change or humankind's inherent evilBy Bailey Hills | Oct. 10, 2019
Dumb, ignorant baby defiantly tries to prove that he can in fact keep his head up during tummy time.
In wake of striking accusations against Trump in anonymous whistleblower report, some still want to be friends.
Pregnant teen male.
Smartass wants everyone to know he's confused why The Daily Cardinal is only published once per weekBy Jordan Simon | Oct. 3, 2019
Smartass wants everyone to know he’s confused why he can only find The Daily Cardinal on stands once a week.