Controversy has mounted recently in response to a tweet by Starship robot F13G78A2, who simply goes by Helen. After tweeting — and then deleting — a post on Thursday which read “Starship Lives Matter,” many have spoken out saying that the tweet was offensive and inappropriate.
Another tragic account involving a failed social justice warrior... Curse instant gratification and inflated egos!
There's only one explanation for the swirly and blocky calligraphy infiltrating female millennials' Tinder messages... and it's that King Henry VIII is alive and well.
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a stuffed tiger by the toe. If he hollers, or if he doesn't, let him go. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.
Scientists have recently uncovered evidence showing that contracting COVID-19 is highly dependent on zodiac sign.
Due to the global coronavirus pandemic, Dean of Students Lori Berquam wasn’t the only one saying “don’t go” to Mifflin this year. Governor Evers got in on the action by passing the "Safer at Home" order which prohibits public gatherings until May 26th. Of course, that didn’t stop the most ‘murican of Americans from descending on Madtown for the occasion.
While most Americans were caught by surprise when the nation shut down to slow the spread of coronavirus, I was one of the few who saw it coming, and I acted.
The Office of the Governor has proposed a creative solution to slowing the spread of Covid-19: placing Illinois residents on each street corner to encourage social distancing.
Social media influencer Karen McSmith singlehandedly eases worlds' troubles with her selfless contributions of uplifting social media content.
Many students who have lost their opportunity to work due to the coronavirus pandemic are struggling; in a feeble attempt to address concerns, the university released a limited number of part-time summer positions titled “Starship Emotional Support.”
O'Johnson, standing in front of his webcam for an uncomfortable amount of time, made sure we captured the perfect shot of his chiseled arms.
Coronavirus patients in Sellery could likely start a rousing game of beer pong using two half-empty cans of Natural Light laying underneath their beds.
"This lockdown will not last forever / This lockdown will certainly end"
Sad, ugly coronavirus sheds a tear after reading millions of hate comments.
Chad McBrad, his boys and their newest Sigma Chicken Pot Pie Pledge, Covid-19.
The Democratic Party announced that they will no longer use superdelegates to nominate a candidate for the general election, the party will instead force the candidates to play each other in a game of Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots.
Coronavirus pandemic forces Brady to social distance from the New England Patriots' roster.
Hello. This naked cherub has a small favor to ask you ...
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