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After rumblings of an elf union potentially forming, Claus opted to replace his staff with the Keebler elves, resulting in a significant weight gain.
One could argue that professors are simply trying to get students in the holiday spirit by making them as thankful as possible for the extra two days away from the classroom afforded by Thanksgiving break.
It has been tricky to establish a common sense of humanity between a nation and a non-sentient submicroscopic infectious agent.
Johnson has not yet announced whether or not he will try to retain his seat in 2022.
Man refusing COVID-19 vaccine consumes body and blood of a Hebrew man who died 2000 years ago on weekly basisBy Mackenzie Moore | Nov. 4
“Schuster’s case is a curious one; he will not receive a single dose of the vaccine, yet each week, he eats the body of a Hebrew man who died in roughly A.D. 30.”
Democrats are confused by election results.
All 21 of Wisconsin’s residence halls have reported at least one attack from the legion of shower shitters over the last two weeks.
“I was told that the movie was inspired by true stories. Afterwards, I learned that the story was stretched to the point where it was practically all made up.”
“We used to love to smoke out in front of that empty storefront and now the vibe is completely ruined.”
The fighters told the Badgers that if they can keep Army’s defense on the field long enough, they’ll eventually give up and go home.
Becky has been a cheat and Bucky has had it up to fucking here.
Camp Randall student section seats set to be named after nauseated Junior.