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The definitive top 5 Madison parks to underage drink in

By Dominic Violante , Nick Bumgardner and Oliver Gerharz | Dec. 4

Madison is a beautiful city to blackout in.

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Fickell to receive $400 million bonus following win over Washington, The Beet uncovers

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 19

 Mnookin praises Fickell for third win this season.

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Badgers predicted to win Rose Bowl after Huskies upset and narrow Indiana game

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 19

Nation in shock following Fickell’s ferocious comeback

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The first 'for AI, by AI' campus: Mnookin announces plan to replace all students, staff with AI

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 7

University of Wisconsin-Madison Chancellor Jenniffer Mnookin said she reached the decision “after sifting and winnowing and fighting it out in the free speech market place of ideas.”

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By Dominic Violante | Nov. 6

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The Madison Federalist endorses Grok AI for Wisconsin governor

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 6

UW’s finest conservative newspaper weighs in as the GOP primary takes shape.

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Joe Rogan eats guest mid-interview, claims it’s his new diet

By Dominic Violante | Nov. 1

Why the alternative health scene is going wild for the “Donner Party Diet”

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Madison Mayor announces plan to make traffic ‘much more confusing’

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 24

Mayor Satya Rhodes-Conway? More like Mayor Satya making Roads-Confusingway!

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Mnookin cuts entire College of Engineering to pay Fickell contract buyout

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 16

Inside the bold solution to the ‘Fickell Pickle’

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Madison police conduct over a dozen bar raids after lying to students

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 10

 “It was all too easy,” Chief John Patterson said.

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'UW’s 2nd newest building needs a renovation!' private consultants claim

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 8

#SAC-GATE #Democracy Dies in Darkness #SaveOurSAC

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‘Beautifully written’: How Wisconsin journalism prompted P. Diddy’s sentencing

By Shawn “David” Cooke | Oct. 7

Justice was served thanks to the University of Wisconsin-Platteville Exponent’s award-winning coverage. 

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Madison police launch support group for former bar raid cops

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 6

“They took my livelihood, my sense of purpose”

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Americans Against the Elderly endorses Cuomo for NYC mayor

By Dominic Violante | Oct. 2

The anti-senior crusaders have thrown their full support behind the former governor for his “stellar record” 

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Kash Patel wins staring contest

By Dominic Violante | Sep. 26

Taking time out of his busy schedule, Kash Patel has become a champion at not blinking for long periods of time

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Who is Peter Pricket? Is this a farewell?

By Peter Pricket | Apr. 24

Here are my final thoughts before I take a break.

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I live on an uninhabited island called PeterPricketistan that Trump put tariffs on. This is my story

By Peter Pricket | Apr. 24

I was going to start a new religion.