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Jordan Simon | 09/19/2019 12:00am
Professor Allenson being rushed to the hospital following a life-threatening soggy french-fry allergic reaction.
Haley Bills | 09/19/2019 12:00am
Man makes fool of himself by wearing an unfitting t-shirt while posing for pictures in front of breathtaking waterfall.
Haley Bills | 09/12/2019 8:25am
Self-proclaimed coffee drinker goes undetected for yet another day.
Jordan Simon | 09/12/2019 12:00am
Rebecca takes an extra long hit from her beloved Juul, something she will never again take for granted.