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Haley Bills | 04/29/2020 4:02pm
There's only one explanation for the swirly and blocky calligraphy infiltrating female millennials' Tinder messages... and it's that King Henry VIII is alive and well.
In the era of coronavirus nothing matters anymore, so why is it still so hard to win a stuffed animal from a claw machine?
Jordan Simon | 04/27/2020 7:19pm
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a stuffed tiger by the toe. If he hollers, or if he doesn't, let him go. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.
Scientists have recently uncovered evidence showing that contracting COVID-19 is highly dependent on zodiac sign.
Jordan Simon | 04/23/2020 11:09am
While most Americans were caught by surprise when the nation shut down to slow the spread of coronavirus, I was one of the few who saw it coming, and I acted.