The fighters told the Badgers that if they can keep Army’s defense on the field long enough, they’ll eventually give up and go home.
Rebecca Blank is a poser and a fake Wisconsin dairy fan and now everyone knows it.
Students have to shower now and their classmates are pissed that they aren’t.
"I want to look my best for my first ever win in Madison,” Harbaugh explained to reporters.
UWPD allegedly baiting students into jaywalking with Spotted Cow, New Glarus Brewing Co. now facing shortageBy Mackenzie Moore | Sep. 30
So far, the bait has been very successful. As of Sept. 29, about 30% of the student population has received a citation.
Medical experts have made it very clear — if you don’t consume food quietly as though there are others around you with the ability to hear, you can sit the booster shot (and those in the future) out.
While wood is generally considered to be the best material for hangers due to its sturdiness, almost all of the new orders have been for wire hangers.
God reportedly told the comedian to “go to Hell.”
Administrative figures within “the Nick” have proposed a solution that would not only reduce the dense population, but contribute to the University's bottom line.
A dumber than rocks student is getting a second chance at education at the University of Wisconsin- Madison despite breaking mask protocol.
UW-Madison experiences sharp decrease in friendship as students forget that people can hear them talk shit during in-person classesBy Mackenzie Moore | Sep. 16
Students and faculty at UW-Madison are having a hard time adjusting to in-person learning after months of screaming at a screen to vent their frustrations.
A cornerstone Greek life tradition for UW-Madison sorority chapters is bid day. All the PNMs open their bid envelopes to find out their fated new ‘sisters’, which ends in either excited screams or destitute tears, after which the girls are told to “run home” to celebrate their newfound comradery.
It’s a tradition older than the fries on the floor of a 1996 Pontiac Grand Prix. For decades, many businesses have offered their loyal customers punch cards to reward them for emptying their pockets for products that likely cost the same amount to produce as the slip of paper itself. Often, however, the punch cards go missing before they’re able to be completed. One business has decided to change that.
Facebook Aunts and Uncles Across the Country Poison Themselves With Livestock Medicine to Own the LibsBy Nick Rawling | Sep. 9
Disclaimer: I fully recognize that this fruit is as low-hanging as it gets, and frankly, it feels like cheating for me to use it as Almanac material. But I had writer’s block, and my only other idea involved vivid descriptions of Ruth Bader Ginsberg banging Antonin Scalia in the Afterlife, so you’re welcome.