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(02/18/09 6:00am)
I no longer buy movies on-demand. I buy the crappy toilet paper
that is rough and saves me a whole 43 cents. Sometimes, I steal
nasty organic toilet paper from a certain coffee house's bathroom.
I no longer spend money unwisely on the weekends when I need to
make myself feel better by purchasing my value in clothes. A hearty
meal is a bowl of Progresso soup and a stick of gum. I thought I
was living in poverty because I was a college student, until I
realized my parents started buying the gross toilet paper, too.
(02/18/09 6:00am)
Since Big Ten play began for the Badgers about two months ago, a
noticeable trend evolved: strong correlation between junior guard
Jason Bohannon's performance and the success of Wisconsin as a
team. In the Badgers' seven conference victories, Bohannon
converted over 55 percent of his field-goal attempts, but he shot
only 33 percent from the field in their six defeats. The bottom
line is that for Wisconsin to be successful, Bohannon has to put
the ball in the basket.
(02/17/09 6:00am)
Two weekends ago I flew to St. Louis with my boyfriend to
celebrate his parents' 25th wedding anniversary. To my dismay, a
few days before we set off, my boyfriend Jeff informed me that we
would be accompanying his parents to synagogue where they would
receive a special anniversary blessing.
(02/13/09 6:00am)
Like most of you, I have to hustle on the side to pay to keep my
babies' mommas quiet. There are five of them, so the fake ID
business I run out of Love Shack and my slanging of crack rock
don't cover all the bills. My career advisor told me it's an awful
time to enter the legitimate side of business, with the economy and
everything,"" but I told her I had no other option. I got baby
daughters to feed, Gail, and payments on my Kymco, bitch. So I had
to find another way.
(02/12/09 6:00am)
Their date had been planned for a week. The plan was simple -
dinner on State Street and a movie back at his place. As the night
went on and things progressed, she asked him if he had a condom.
After digging through pockets and wallets, they realized neither
had brought protection.
(02/05/09 6:00am)
Gov. Jim Doyle announced Wednesday Wisconsin will receive
approximately $10 million toward health-insurance funding for
children from modest-income families.
(02/04/09 6:00am)
President Barack Obama has vowed to close the U.S. detention
center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. He has also signed an executive
order banning the harsh interrogation techniques"" employed there
and elsewhere in the U.S.-led Global War on Terror, bringing the
United States back in line with international law, U.S. law, the
U.S. Constitution, the Geneva Conventions and the Army Field
Manual. Despite the assertions of the Bush administration and its
supporters claiming these ""tactics"" are necessary for our
security, these changes are two big steps in the right direction.
However, important questions remain.
(02/03/09 6:00am)
Last Saturday, my boyfriend and I decided to celebrate the heat
wave of two degrees below freezing instead of 22 degrees with some
wholesome, winter-sport fun. We went ice skating.
(02/02/09 6:00am)
EVANSTON, Ill. - Wisconsin may have entered the game against
Northwestern on a five-game losing streak, but the team had plenty
of reason to remain optimistic about getting back on the winning
track in Evanston.
(01/30/09 6:00am)
The UW women's hockey team has never had trouble putting the
puck in the net. Over the past couple of weekends, however, more
and more of the offensive firepower is coming from an unusual place
- the blue line.
(01/29/09 6:00am)
At a time of rising unemployment and a looming $5.4 billion
budget deficit, Gov. Jim Doyle remained hopeful about Wisconsin's
future in his annual State of the State Address Wednesday.
(01/22/09 6:00am)
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Within the span of five minutes, the Wisconsin
Badgers were treated to a burst of joy and the anguish of
defeat.
(01/15/09 6:00am)
The happy holidays are out and resolution season is in. Wishful
promises of svelt silhouettes and iron muscles for spring break are
in the minds of everyone clearing out the junk food cupboard and
making extra trips to the SERF.
(12/05/08 6:00am)
TO WAVE OR NOT TO WAVE? DAVID PONDERS
(12/04/08 6:00am)
Wisconsin dropped from 12th to 17th in the 2008 edition of
America's Health Rankings, which ranks each state based on its
overall health quality.
(12/04/08 6:00am)
We all gasped when she said it. Everyone looked up.
(11/20/08 6:00am)
By Jeremy Wick
(11/19/08 6:00am)
Dear Mouse,
(11/18/08 6:00am)
Last week, I started watching a new reality show - Enrollment
Frenzy"" - where five strangers at one university grapple with one
incredibly inconvenient timetable. The prize: getting the classes
you need to graduate.
(11/13/08 6:00am)
As the regular season comes to a close, so does the Gameday
season. With just one more home game following Saturday's, it's
time for National Outlook, the unquestionable authority on matters
of college football forecasting, to tackle the two most anticipated
issues of college football: the Heisman Trophy and the National
Championship.