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Saturday, June 22, 2024

The plastic pile to recovering from the pandemic

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The plastic pile to recovering from the pandemic

Plastic containers are piling up

Alongside masks that never get washed

I saved up my spit the other day 

Only for the funnel to spill it and slosh 

An overachiever in high school 

Now I have no motivation for zoom 

One RNA Mess up 

It seems my academic career is doomed

But the friends I’ve made on discord

After nearly a year of this mess 

For indeed it will be a year 

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Since we got the call that we would be on permanent recess

Have become closer than pollen and bees

As we find new games online to explore

Searching for memes for my girlfriend

Getting to conserve my social energy for more

Crunching through the snow 

After existing dejope testing 

Reading more than ever before 

And spending more time resting

From the tiktok trends 

To more quality time with friends 

Sleeping in late 

And wearing Pajamas to date

The spurr of political protests

On the cusp of change 

Easier for disabilities 

And online free range

The pangea may have disrupted our lives

But as all good movies show

Lessons and joys mostly come from 

Things that disrupt the flow

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