As we embark on this spooky spooky time,
You better prepare yourselves for some spooky rhyme.
But you see …
Everywhere I turn my eyes
All the people are in disguise!
Because they are in costumes! Ooh spooky.
Fears so big so outlandish,
There doth be tears.
And haunted houses are oober goober spooky.
Did I spook you?
I think I did.
I sometimes eat too much candy and get a belly ache.
… just so you know.
There is a Halloween party and it is so cool,
Over there on the street!
Someone is dressed as a ghoul!
Halloween is a holiday.
Twix. Twix, Twix. Snickers;
Whoppers is not a good candy.
Hear my werewolf howl!
I am outside and it is dark and
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup,
More like Reese’s Peanut Butter …
I couldn’t think of a thing.
I like the Easter Reese’s better anyway.
Because they are shaped like eggs.
It makes it better, wouldn’t you say?
But they do have pumpkins and bats.
Those are gooood Reese’s.
David S. Pumpkins
Why can’t we trick and treat.
This is what is wrong with society.
I once knew a guy who stabbed a pumpkin a lot and then said it was a Jack-O-Lantern.
And I was like,
That’s crazy man.”
In spooky conclusion,
We all must revel in this spooky delusion.