Almastat: Nitty Gritty Power Hour: What’s the catch?

—One in every 50 ice cubes holds a tablet of Ricin.

—The sexy bartender’s smile and flirty banter are far from genuine.

—The little-known Nitty Gritty Curse, which claims one human life each night.

—Crowd is rich with type of men who fart in bars.

—The $1.25 alcoholic beverages will gradually destroy your liver.

—The bouncers are allowed one crotch grab upon entrance.

—Staircase to the top floor is actually kind of exhausting to climb.

—Balloons are fucking everywhere.

—To signify the end of Power Hour, the manager slays a live hog with a spear and drinks its blood.