Reader of the Day: Gabe Tarshish

Gabe doesn't always fit in. Maybe it's because he looks and often acts much older than his own age. After meticulously growing and trimming his facial hair, Gabe likes to hit the town in his usual combination of argyle sweaters and plaid pants. And one of his recent achievements was passing himself off as a 30-year-old grad student in front of a girl. However, Gabe's true goal is to one day obtain a 55-year-old fake ID and an AARP card so he can get discounts at Perkins.