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News of the Weird

A hands-on self help video 

 

In July, Britain's Channel 4 public television station announced it would schedule a week of documentaries on masturbation, including one by self-designated ""orgasm coach"" Betty Dodson called ""Masturbation for Girls,"" teaching hands-on techniques to three women. 

 

—Daily Mail 

 

 

 

Pole dancing in the toy section 

 

In October, Britain's Tesco stores agreed that a kit for learning how to pole dance in order to ""unleash the sex kitten inside,"" with a garter and suggestive DVD, was perhaps unsuited for its ""toy"" section, where it might have been appealing to adolescent girls. Tesco moved the listing to its physical fitness section. 

 

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—Daily Mail 

 

 

 

Man charged with molesting deer carcass 

 

In October, Bryan Hathaway, 20, was arrested in Superior, Wis. and charged with molesting a deer carcass that he said had sexually aroused him when he saw it in a ditch. Hathaway's lawyer has raised the defense that the anti-bestiality law only applies to sex with live animals. 

 

—Daily Telegram  

 

 

 

Nude cellists make full body contact with instruments 

 

""I've always had the desire to play [the cello] naked,"" said Jesse Hale, a music major at Austin Peay State University (Clarksville, Tenn.) and member of the CJ Boyd Sexxxtet of nude cellists who perform around the country. Hale, who says she's been playing naked since sixth grade, explained that cellists ""make full body contact with [their] instrument,"" and their legs even ""wrap"" around it so that ""it just feels natural.""  

 

—The All State

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