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Thursday, June 19, 2025

Mix it Up!

Just a couple weeks left, a couple weeks too many. As the wind chills, homework burns and exams threaten to destroy all for which we have fought, relaxation time becomes a must for mental stability. 

 

Luckily, mixing up some seasonal leisure time could not be easier. Take three shots of your favorite gin, one-half a shot of vermouth and a shot of peppermint schnapps. Shake with ice. Do not, I repeat, do not stir. Unless you're a whore or cad. If so, stir away. 

 

Sip back, relax and enjoy the warm coolness in your hand. Don't worry about the Organic Chemistry final, I'm sure you can wing it. 

 

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