The zombie invasion is inevitable, and only UW-Madison junior Emily Schmitt is truly ready for it. As a Witte housefellow, Emily has unique qualifications in controlling mindless hordes, and her upcoming certificate in criminal justice makes her the natural leader for the ragtag band of survivors. More than that, her enthusiasm for being Reader of the Day is unequaled in Cardinal history. Who else should be swinging the chainsaw at the front lines?
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