Brian Dolan, a sophomore studying engineering, is famously known for his status as Dodgeball Champ of Smith Hall. He's had less luck with another Smith gameA-—Assassins. One perfectly normal day he was casually walking to class when an assassin predator started chasing after him. Oddly enough, Brian's mom happened to be in town and saw, to her despair, a stranger chasing after her son with an aerosal can. After Brian explained the game to her, she started carrying a can of Silly String in her purse—just for protection.
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