Mike Osberg
Swede-r of the day:
Mike, a sophomore who says he's from Hastings, Minn., actually has Swedish roots dating back to his grandfather. The Scandinavian swashbuckler hopes for a job in business marketing and management for his beloved Minnesota Vikings. Despite his inability to grow any facial hair whatsoever due to a tragic freak/crunk dancing accident, he still bears a striking resemblance to Charlotte Bobcat Adam Morrison. With a face like that, he might just land the job.
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