Reader of the Day: Alyssa Lochen

Alyssa Lochen is a sophomore majoring in zoology and spanish. Her job experience includes intubating anorexic Canadian geese and digging up dinosaur bones in Wyoming. Since then, Alyssa's become interested in developing a dinosaur theme park in Latin America. Her Spanish skills will be useful in conversing with the locals, but not so useful in stopping the dinosaurs from eating Jeff Goldblum and Samuel L. Jackson.