Darwin Peters
Excelin':
No, Darwin was not named after the great Charles Darwin, but he is a fan of evolution. If it weren't for evolution, Darwin would never have been able to become such a master at Microsoft Excel. In fact, he knows so much about Excel, his sister's uncle's second cousin claims that Darwin himself created the program. But when Darwin isn't being a spreadsheet mastermind, he really enjoys biking, eating gyros and taking naps.
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