Dear Hangover ~
This girl in my sorority house who has the room next to me is really loud. She plays her music loud, her and her boyfriend are loud humpers and her TV is on loud all day long—I don't know how she isn't deaf. Last weekend I was trying to get some sleep because I was sick, and she and her friends were being loud, as usual. We have a fire escape that is large enough to stand on like a patio. When she and her friends went out there to smoke a cigarette, I ran down the hall and locked them outside. It was four hours of undisturbed blissfullness until I let them back in. I made up some excuse about how the door had been locking itself lately.
Sincerely,
Tone Deaf
Dear Hangover ~
This girl in my ancient Greek literature class is always ragging on fraternities and sororities—how everyone involved in the Greek system is an uneducated sleazebag with too much money. Being a member of SigEp, I was a little pissed off. However, she got hers when one question on our exam was to list all the letters of the Greek alphabet. I got an A, because I had to learn the alphabet for SigEp, and she got a BC. How's that for a stupid frat boy?!
Sincerely,
Aristotle
Dear Hangover ~
I went to a fraternity party with a couple of girls from my dorm floor. The place was packed and I ended up getting wop all over my new shirt because everyone was clumsy and spilling. I decided screw it,\ and went to hose off in the shower upstairs. One of the guys who lived there came running in to puke in the shower, only to get most of it all over me as I stood in my underwear trying to clean my clothes.
Sincerely,
Stained
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