April Fool's!
Proof that Ashton has nothing on UW-Madison kids.
Dear Hangover ~
In my psych class we had just read this case study done at Harvard about kids who acted drunk when they were given water instead of vodka. My roommates girlfriend and her friends are really annoying, so when we had a party this weekend we decided to test this case study for ourselves. When she and her whole dorm floor showed up we charged them all $5 for wop that was actually just plain Kool-Aid. Our roommate was super pissed when he found out, but we had a good time watching them stumble around yelling about how like, totally drunk\ they were.
Sincerely,
Ohhhh Yeah!
Dear Hangover ~
My roommates and I always go running at the SERF every day after class. One of our roommates has been a brat lately, so we decided to have a little April Fool's Day fun with her and put her in her place. When we got done running Friday, my friend and I stole all her clothes while she was showering and left the SERF. No towel, no anything. She showed up approximately 45 minutes later looking pretty pissed wearing clothes she said she had someone get her out of the lost and found.
Sincerely,
Panty Raid
Dear Hangover ~
Everyone has heard the plastic wrap on the toilet trick. I decided I would put plastic wrap on my toilet and laugh as my roommates peed all over themselves. In theory, this is an awesome prank. However, I did not count on one of my roommates coming home drunk and needing to puke at 3 a.m. Turns out pee is not the only thing that flies everywhere off of plastic wrap.
Sincerely,
Blowing Chunks—Literally
Next week:
It's all greek to me ...because sororities and fraternities are anything but boring.
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