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Sunday, September 28, 2025

Reader of the Day: Annie Alport

Annie was made in the '80s, but believes she should have lived as a teenager during the decade of Madonna and leg warmers. Instead, Annie lives vicariously through VH1's I Love the '80s\ practicing jazzercise while listening to Michael Ian Black reminisce about ""Alf"" and Boy George. Beware: If Annie hears anything about Skip It, she recalls tainted memories and shuts the TV off. As a little girl, Annie threw a nervous breakdown because she couldn't master the toy, causing her to stomp in her jelly shoes and tear down her ""Dirty Dancing"" poster.\

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