Dear Hangover ~
My roommate and I went out for a drink with our old wrestling coach when he came into town for the tournament. While we were catching up and reminiscing, a stranger made her way over to my roommate and began hitting on him. My roommate blew her off, but after the coach and I teased him about it, he decided to try to bring her home. The next day I was awakened to some angry shouting. I stumbled out of my room to find my roommate, visably angry, kicking the poor girl out of our house. The girl was apologizing about something, but I couldn't figure out what for; that is, until I passed his open bedroom door and saw the enormous urine stain on his futon. He probably should have stuck to his first instincts and blown her off after all.
Sincerely,
Stained
Dear Hangover ~
This weekend I hooked up with a girl I met at FAC. She asked me back to her place, and I agreed. When I got to her house I knew I had been there before, but couldn't place why I had been there before. The next morning I was getting some food from her kitchen when her roommate walked in. Then I remembered ... I hooked up with the roommate the weekend before.
Sincerely,
Double Duty
Dear Hangover ~
I went home with this girl and we had amazing sex. However, I was so drunk that when I woke up in the middle of the night I realized I had crapped myself. I was so embarassed and didn't want to get pinned for the crime. I'm not proud of this, but I moved the feces over to her side of the bed. When she woke up, I was like. You crapped yourself? That's disgusting.\ I know, I'm going straight to hell.
Sincerely,
Oops I Crapped My Pants
Next time:
Spring break. enough said.
Whether you're home or in cancun, submit your crazy spring break story online and look for it in the Hangover after break.
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