Chris is a mild-mannered Japanese student who has led an infamous life as his alter ego, Jesus. Yep, that's right, Chris has a number of stories from happening to look like the Great One. One time, he went trick-or-treating in the conservative suburbs of Milwaukee with a gaggle of comrades wearing sombreros and slutty butterfly wings. But Jesus stole the show when he walked out of the liquor store carrying a brown bag and a 40 oz. of Colt 45. Jesus is one smooth dude, and we know that Billy Dee Williams would be proud.
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