This charming ROD believes his blurb will be the most memorable to Cardinal readers and could possibly win the paper a Pulitzer. Yes, it is fair to say Avi is in love with himself. Though he claims to have no negative attributes, Avi concedes he can't get a good haircut. But whatever hair Avi lacks on his head, he certainly makes up for on his face. Avi thinks the manly beard makes him look older, and gives him better chances with 30- year-olds recovering from a tough divorce. 'Hey,' Avi said. 'I'll play stepdad if I have to.'
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