Few students on campus are more conflicted than UW-Madison junior Sasha Aranow. The poor girl is lactose intolerant, but absolutely loves cheese. Living in the cheesiest state of the union, she's got a lot of options: shredded, curded or in stick-form, Sasha is not picky when it comes to her poison of choice. Last weekend, self-restraint failed her and she ate over a pound of melted Velveeta and three bags of Tostitos. Shortly thereafter, she passed out. The sight of nachos now brings tears to her eyes.
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