Heather Vitale: It's the degradation, baby
Have you ever been embarrassed by a family member? Heather has. Her eccentric basketball-announcing uncle may be a riot at the family reunions, but he just won't shut up. Ever. Like last Thanksgiving when he did play-by-play announcing during the turkey cutting. As a result, Heather dreads a humiliating wedding day toast at the hands of her bald-headed relation. Perhaps eloping is the only answer.
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