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Andrew Wheat | 04/24/2018 7:23am
Madison police are now accepting get out of jail free cards from the game “Monopoly” as valid for real jail, not just the imaginary jail of the game.
Andrew Wheat | 04/23/2018 7:30am
A recent outbreak of the dreaded meat sweats has paralyzed the residents of the dorm floor below you.
Soft Bahl | 04/20/2018 9:55am
Scandal has broken out days before the annual Daily Cardinal/Badger Herald softball game, with multiple sources confirming that the Herald has taken the unprecedented step of stealing Cardinal plays and ...
Samantha Munro Jones | 04/19/2018 7:40am
The transition from high school to college is unarguably a difficult one, as newfound independence is often accompanied with procrastination, unhealthy habits, and regrettable decisions.