Despite the fact that Batman has repeatedly and single-handedly saved Gotham City from many unimaginable perils, Gotham City PD’s Commissioner Gordon announced on Wednesday the city’s intentions to shun Batman. READ MORE
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Savannah McHugh | 09/13/2018 7:10am
Urban Outfitters made an exciting announcement over the weekend, gaining the attention of hipsters across the world.
Sam Jones | 09/13/2018 7:05am
Ah, Bid Day. Hordes of sorority sisters traveling, speaking, singing, and dancing in impenetrable packs: what’s so scary about that? However, the glory of the over-enthusiastic and estrogen-fueled ...
Savannah McHugh | 09/05/2018 7:35am
A disgruntled Starbucks factory employee set the coffee company’s main distribution center in Kent, Washington aflame on Thursday.
Sam Jones | 09/05/2018 7:29am
After John McCain’s scandalous dying plea for Barack Obama to speak at his funeral and even more heinous notion to keep President Trump from merely attending, our nation’s capital has been completely ...
Josie Brandmeier | 09/05/2018 7:02am
It’s officially fall! For UW-Madison Students, that means game days, changing colors, new exciting classes and election season.