News of the Weird
By The Daily Cardinal | Dec. 10, 2006For the last issue, News of te Weird gives you the sexiest, \X-Rated"" stories of the year.'
For the last issue, News of te Weird gives you the sexiest, \X-Rated"" stories of the year.'
With finals coming up, most students see College Library as the ideal spot to absorb temporary knowledge for its peace and privacy—just you and your books. But as you sit in your little cubicle reviewing old lecture notes, let me make one suggestion: do not look up. No, do not look up because the words, numbers, symbols and drawings inscribed in the wood around you will suck you in. It always happens to me.
After his DUI arrest and subsequent anti-Semitic rage this summer, Mel Gibson eclipsed Tom Cruise as America's preeminent crazy male celebrity. It's now impossible to discuss his movies, particularly everyone's favorite religious snuff film, ""The Passion of the Christ,"" without discussing the increasingly enigmatic man behind them, especially since his latest offerings have been so personal in nature. Gibson throws himself even further out there with ""Apocalypto,"" his much-ballyhooed epic set in 16th century Mayan civilization, and while the results are certainly not for everyone, it is a flawed but furiously entertaining adrenaline rush of a movie.
The Wisconsin men's hockey team has been known to vanish late in the second and the entire third period, but if this past weekend's series against North Dakota is any indication of what is to come, then Badger fans should be in for a much different second half of the season.
Tom Waits' \Orphans"" is ""like an abstract painting — a bunch of shit on a poster board, but it looks pretty cool anyway,"" writes Andrew Dambeck.'
When we were first introduced to Brand New in 2001 with Your Favorite Weapon, we heard a band with raw skills, pop-punk riffs and lyrics full of teenage angst. After building a fan base by touring relentlessly, Brand New went back to the studio to record 2003's Deja Entendu. Drastically different from YFW, it once again showed extreme potential (they actually learned to play their instruments), but many knew there was much more on the way.
NASA's week would make any government agency proud. Keaton takes a look at the future of humanity, as planned out by NASA's directors.'
As a leader, UW-Madison should not only fully comply with current U.S. environmental laws, but move ahead of the pack as much as possible, even if doing so requires the major expense of replacing the Charter Street plant.'
In one heartbreaking sweep, the No. 10 Wisconsin volleyball team ended its season the same way it started. The Badgers came up short in the third round of the 2006 NCAA volleyball tournament Friday night against host school No. 8 Texas, losing the match 30-19, 30-22, 30-12 and falling short of the Elite Eight for the first time in three years.
Unable to hold two leads against St. Cloud State, the Wisconsin women's hockey team skated to a pair of ties this weekend against the Huskies.
\The Holiday"" ""is a movie meant to make somebody smile — and it works,"" writes Tarah Scalzo.'
With numerous NBA scouts and a record-setting Bradley Center crowd in attendance, senior forward Alando Tucker led the UW men's basketball team to a 70-66 win over in-state rival Marquette Saturday.'
Joe Thomas top interior lineman.'
Early Tuesday morning, a woman was the victim of violent sexual assault at the hands of a man who entered her unlocked east side Madison home. '
The stakes have never been higher this season for the No. 10 UW volleyball team. With two sweeps over Notre Dame and Iowa State last weekend, Wisconsin (26-6) earned a trip to the Sweet Sixteen for the third consecutive year and an opportunity for redempt'
Despite a conflict between university spring break and Madison alder elections, the university has no plans to reschedule spring break.'
I could wrap up the semester with a list of the shows you should be watching or the hottest new actors. However, this is not necessary as this fall season, there is one, clear-cut winner. The champion of the fall TV season is Internet television.
AMERICAblog: John Aravosis political musings masterpiece.'
As the panic officially sets in on the eve of finals week, Ryan reminds all of us to appreciate the finer things in life — like that overly stuffed Chipotle burrito.'
The Student Rights Coalition petitioned Thursday to protest UW-Madison Chancellor John Wiley's memo to the Student Services Finance Committee to disallow funding for student organizations' off-campus rents.'