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Jock Strap SATIRE: Herbstreit criticizes realism in NCAA College Football '08
By The Daily Cardinal | Sep. 5, 2007ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit usually dissects offensive plays or ridicules players and coaches every Saturday during the college football season.
Cable: Wake up and smell the BTN
By Adam Hoge and Leah Cowen and Christopher Guess | Sep. 5, 2007The Big Ten Network belongs on basic cable
DoIT survey prompts improvements in campus technology
By Whitney Newman and Devin Rose | Sep. 5, 2007Respondents ask for better versatility in wireless connection.
Kosher meat kitchen to open at Chadbourne's Rheta's dining facility
By Lara Sokolowski | Sep. 5, 20070
Donovan, Badgers get offensive
By Amanda Infield and Tom Lea | Sep. 5, 2007QB shines as UW hits Cougars with aerial onslaught'
Bitter taste of fame only whets appetite
By Ashley Spencer and Joe LaPhilliph | Sep. 5, 2007Ashley Spencer shoots for the stars and lands in a cold, dark voidMediocrity sucks, normality is overrated and being nice is downright boring. I don't want my obituary to read people described Ashley Spencer as a plain, normal, run-of-the-mill kind o'
Badgers climb to No. 5 in both polls thanks to Michigan loss
By Quinn Craugh | Sep. 5, 2007Badger win spells top-five ranking in two national polls.
UW Band marches to the beat of a new drum
By Lexie Clinton and Brad Rysz | Sep. 5, 2007New assistant marching band director leads march to clean up UW band reputation.
Badger volleyball notches two victories in weekend tournament
Sep. 5, 2007The No. 10 UW volleyball team suffered its first loss of the season before bouncing back and tallying two more victories this weekend at the BYU Molten Classic Tournament in Provo, Utah.
Michael Myers resurrected in Rob Zombie remake
By Kiera Wiatrak | Sep. 5, 2007John Carpenter's 1978 classic is revamped, and it is as gory and gruesome as ever.'
Task Force report aims to prevent another Virginia Tech
By Maureen Backman and Charles Brace | Sep. 5, 2007Task force formed to prevent potential attacks releases its report.
Flooding damages total over $5 million across Dane County
By The Daily Cardinal | Sep. 5, 2007Close to 850 residences and nine businesses report damages
Network Neutrality vital for diversity of Internet
By Matt Jividen | Sep. 5, 2007If you care at all about our rights as U.S. citizens to access avant-garde, independent or dissenting opinions you should write a letter to your congressman and tell him or her to defend network neutrality.
Jock Strap SATIRE: Yost's frequent bathroom breaks hurting Brewers
By The Daily Cardinal | Sep. 5, 2007There's been a lot of talk this year about why the Milwaukee Brewers, who once stood high atop the National League Central Division standings, have fallen out of first place and, quite possibly, out of the playoffs.
Gameday fans surprise police
By Quinn Craugh | Sep. 5, 2007First football game goes smoothly for Madison area police.
Group registration opens for season hockey ticket holders
By Abbie Ruckdashel and Whitney Newman | Sep. 5, 2007Ticket holders must register as part of a group.
Wisconsin downs Washington State in season opener
By Chris Lindeke | Sep. 5, 2007Quarterback Tyler Donovan and wide receiver Luke Swan were instrumental in helping the No. 7 UW football team win the season opener.'
Jock Strap SATIRE: Commissioner suspends Al Davis for 'excessively flashy' tracksuits
By The Daily Cardinal | Sep. 5, 2007In just over a year, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell developed a reputation as the no-nonsense leader of America's top sport.










