The lack of action proposed in the new bill remains too big of a commitment.
Wisconsin bars contain all of the necessities needed to ride out a severe storm.
Freshmen, keep in mind that you will develop in such a way that things you once found revolting will simply become “silly.”
I’ve had to learn the hard way, but you don’t have to.
Stolen Memorial Union Terrace chair snitch to be banned from all neighborhood barbecues, sources of joyBy Mackenzie Moore | Jun. 2
The now-ostracized neighbor was known to bring extra wet coleslaw in a poorly-sealed Ziploc sandwich bag to each neighborhood gathering.
Orangutans look like hairy, chubby, balding middle-aged men who sit on recliners wearing nothing but tighty whities all day.
Won’t someone think of the politicians?
“Live from New York — I’m Lorne Michaels, and you’re not.”
New Glarus experiencing increase in real estate demand after out-of-state parents visit for graduationBy Mackenzie Moore | May. 16
In the last two days, Zillow searches for homes in the New Glarus area have skyrocketed over 2,000%.
Students will be allowed to decorate their shovels as long as they do not contain insulting language towards the University of Wisconsin -Madison or Chancellor Rebecca Blank.
“These technological doodads are just too sophisticated for my itty bitty noggin.”
America’s youth are being indoctrinated, says Texas’ Governor Abbott.
“There is more to my personality than a functioning nose and the belief that the good smells are better than the bad ones.”
When asked to explain his vote, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said, it's "next to impossible to make a Middle Eastern child grow up to be an oil lobbyist for the United States."
The flaw can likely be at least partially attributed to being a Ye fan.