“We realized that our favorite part was creating fear in the vulnerable,” said one picketer.
Don’t worry — the Democrats have everything under control.
Ironically, these justices peaked when they were just a twinkle in their fathers’ eyes.
There is a whole alphabet of wonderful people who you should be celebrating this pride.
I had the best intentions, but does that matter?
The lack of action proposed in the new bill remains too big of a commitment.
Wisconsin bars contain all of the necessities needed to ride out a severe storm.
You don’t have to learn the hard way.
Freshmen, keep in mind that you will develop in such a way that things you once found revolting will simply become “silly.”
I’ve had to learn the hard way, but you don’t have to.
The now-ostracized neighbor was known to bring extra wet coleslaw in a poorly-sealed Ziploc sandwich bag to each neighborhood gathering.
Orangutans look like hairy, chubby, balding middle-aged men who sit on recliners wearing nothing but tighty whities all day.
Won’t someone think of the politicians?
“Live from New York — I’m Lorne Michaels, and you’re not.”
Hunka hunka.
In the last two days, Zillow searches for homes in the New Glarus area have skyrocketed over 2,000%.
Students will be allowed to decorate their shovels as long as they do not contain insulting language towards the University of Wisconsin -Madison or Chancellor Rebecca Blank.
“These technological doodads are just too sophisticated for my itty bitty noggin.”
America’s youth are being indoctrinated, says Texas’ Governor Abbott.
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