No speculation is required to know that Kevin James and Rob Schneider will at least be riding the bench.
Nothing says “I respect this country and its laws” like buying illegal fireworks and setting them off without a permit.
Planned Parenthood protestors begin picketing hospital rooms of childhood cancer patients instead of reproductive clinicsBy Mackenzie Moore | Jul. 1
“We realized that our favorite part was creating fear in the vulnerable,” said one picketer.
Don’t worry — the Democrats have everything under control.
Ironically, these justices peaked when they were just a twinkle in their fathers’ eyes.
There is a whole alphabet of wonderful people who you should be celebrating this pride.
The lack of action proposed in the new bill remains too big of a commitment.
Wisconsin bars contain all of the necessities needed to ride out a severe storm.
Freshmen, keep in mind that you will develop in such a way that things you once found revolting will simply become “silly.”
I’ve had to learn the hard way, but you don’t have to.
Stolen Memorial Union Terrace chair snitch to be banned from all neighborhood barbecues, sources of joyBy Mackenzie Moore | Jun. 2
The now-ostracized neighbor was known to bring extra wet coleslaw in a poorly-sealed Ziploc sandwich bag to each neighborhood gathering.
Orangutans look like hairy, chubby, balding middle-aged men who sit on recliners wearing nothing but tighty whities all day.
Won’t someone think of the politicians?
“Live from New York — I’m Lorne Michaels, and you’re not.”