In wake of striking accusations against Trump in anonymous whistleblower report, some still want to be friends.
Pregnant teen male.
Smartass wants everyone to know he's confused why The Daily Cardinal is only published once per weekBy Jordan Simon | Oct. 3, 2019
Smartass wants everyone to know he’s confused why he can only find The Daily Cardinal on stands once a week.
Dear Beauty, so often so judgemental on the outskirts of am I enough? do I focus on your definition or what society has defined you as or better yet my definition of you yourself and I am reminded of chiseled lines and opposite parentheticals not of my own appearance but of who I have defined as enough not because you said so but because i’ve ignored your message of free defining of free will to be your name and in retrospect my definition has created a push for my own aesthetic for my own existence and worth allowing judgement free judgement leaving a contradicting love for you and of me for your definition never used a limit and here I have because ease is a better pain than acceptance and i’d rather hold what is filled in my sack than to confront your truth to reframe my mind to know what I knew before and to repeat your name in the remembrance of my great grandmother before me and how you both whispered to my mother’s womb there is no such thing as enough
“In my book, loyalty is a two-way street,” “My cheating ex-husband has more integrity,” and “Capitalism must die!” are just a few of the remarks from frustrated members of a well-known chain coffee shop’s loyalty program.
Professor Allenson being rushed to the hospital following a life-threatening soggy french-fry allergic reaction.
Man makes fool of himself by wearing an unfitting t-shirt while posing for pictures in front of breathtaking waterfall.
Self-proclaimed coffee drinker goes undetected for yet another day.
Dropped pledges wince away from Langdon Street as they take their place on the sidelines.
Rebecca takes an extra long hit from her beloved Juul, something she will never again take for granted.
Incoming freshman blissfully unsure all her hopes for upcoming year to be ruthlessly crushed by inevitableBy Nick Rawling | Sep. 3, 2019
Jillian Rollins has high hopes for her freshman year at UW-Madison but will soon realize all her hopes and dreams will come crashing down.
Returning students hope renovations to Regent Street McDonald’s included functioning ice cream machineBy Bailey Hills | Aug. 20, 2019
McDonald’s worker hands a dismayed woman the portion of a vanilla cone they are equipped to produce.
Father in favor of gun control achieves intimidation factor by cleaning toy rifle when greeting daughter’s boyfriendBy Bailey Hills | Aug. 20, 2019
BigDaddy06 showing up his impressive collection of imitation guns.
Mr. Ratburn regrets controversy caused by his gay rat wedding, plans for vengeance including a bigger gay rat honeymoonBy Bailey Hills | Jun. 12, 2019
Mr. Ratburn seeks peaceful vengeance by planning his gay rat honeymoon in the walls of Alabama Public Television headquarters.