Bye-Bye Barry
UW-Madison football head coach and Athletic Director Barry Alvarez announced Thursday his retirement as head coach and introduced Bret Bielema, the Badgers' current defensive coordinator, as his replacement beginning in January.
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UW-Madison football head coach and Athletic Director Barry Alvarez announced Thursday his retirement as head coach and introduced Bret Bielema, the Badgers' current defensive coordinator, as his replacement beginning in January.
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I've never felt so dishonest in my life.
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How to play the game
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I'm sorry, Emily cannot write her column this week.
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How in the world did I get here?
Have you ever burned an ant under a magnifying glass? You can be honest, I won't tell.
Do you know how sad it is
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Dear Mom and Dad:
Sometimes we learn life lessons from our parents. Sometimes we learn them from made-for-TV movies. And sometimes, life's greatest revelations happen when we're standing almost naked, sopping wet in front of hundreds of judgmental strangers.So was the case for me last weekend...
I never imagined perfection would approach me in a brown suit and mustard colored tie.