In great Ancient Greece there lived a rabble rouser
Panasidis the Great, he wore a tunic and no trouser
His wisdom was revered nationwide
A source of great Greek pride
In his prime, a mind that toppled Aristotle, Plato and Socrates
Yet one that was forgotten with great ease
But fear not, to you in this poem I convey
His legend and his way
He spoke and the Acropolis of Athens would freeze
Making way for just his speech and the Mediterranean breeze
Thousands stood before the Parthenon
Listening to great Panasidis go on and on
While his rivals stood on the pulpit with apple carts
speaking of great virtue and health and the heart
Panasidis presented a cart full of sugar
Telling the masses exactly what they wanted to hear
Besides his speeches at the time, not much was known
How do you deceive if everything is shown?
But one fateful night, he retired to bed early, feeling tired
Didn’t see day as in his sleep, he died
His house was swept up by an eager pupil
Who ravaged through each book and even checked the (window)sills
He wanted to learn more of the Great’s ways
but what he found left him amazed
Panasidis the Great lay there naked in bed
Side by side, with a portrait of his head
Indeed his room was adorned with his head busts
It was clear that he was the subject of all his own lust
There also sat in a corner a tunic-adorned lyre
A fitting best friend for a shallowly loved liar
Alarmed, the pupil rushed to the center of the town
Speaking of all that he found
The lyre in a dress, the busts and the portrait in bed
But no one took him seriously; they thought he’d lost his head
A vote was taken and the late Socrates sighed
Another skeptic was silenced, another young mind was to die
Once a dissident of Socrates, the pupil could not believe his wretched luck
The mob sentenced him to death like they did Socrates — by poison hemlock
Those he loved now celebrated as he ailed
Panasidis the Great demagogue and his genius prevailed.
Anupras Mohapatra is a former opinion editor for The Daily Cardinal and currently serves on the Editorial Board. He is a senior double majoring in Computer Science and Journalism.