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Friday, January 27, 2023


All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.

I countdown the days. To what I don’t know

I mark exes on my calendar each weekend is a holiday I celebrate alone

News years resolutions was to have no regrets but looking back now

That’s all I’ve ended up with

History repeats itself and I’ve had the same resolution for four years.

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