We finally collected and sorted through the thousands of arrests that were made on UW students over spring break. Here are our favorites.
Panama City, Florida
Nicolette Martucci, 20, was charged with disturbing the piece. She was so blackout, when it was her turn to take a hit, she dropped Jonathan Sauer’s brand new bong, Buddy, which had an ash catcher extension and triple perc! So you know it wasn’t cheap. Needless to say, the police weren’t happy with her reckless behavior. Martucci will appear before a judge on April 20, where she will hopefully be able to redeem herself through a dab gauntlet, or else face up to 18 months behind bars.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Matt Kipper, 21, was charged with public urination. Apparently Kipper’s pecker snuck out of his trousers while he was passed out, riding an inner tube along the MGM Grand’s lazy river. Kipper claimed the free willy had a mind of its own. But hotel security wasn’t convinced. He will be given away as the next grand prize for one lucky grandma who hits it big at the slots.
Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Brittany Schwartz, 19, was stopped by resort police when they noticed her carrying a 1.75 liter plastic bottle of Montezuma tequila. The authorities weren’t upset about her excessive drinking, but the fact that she chose to drink Montezuma in Mexico, the home of agave. She was charged with idiocy and banished from happy hour.
