Almastat: Wando’s third floor: What’s up there?

—Garbage cans filled to the brim with used condoms.

—Corpses of Badger athletes whose careers didn’t pan out.

—At least three exposed nipples at all times.

—A little bit too much Pitbull for a proud man’s liking.

—One stealthy bouncer who hangs from the rafters, ready to pounce.

—Snakes. Two to three of ’em on a slow night.

—Live fish filled with liquor.

—You can see Ian’s Pizza through the window, which makes it tough not to leave and go there.