There are some nights when you just want to drop into bed and never get out again. We all have them - studying, partying or working too hard - you're just dead tired. But at these times of near-unconsciousness, weird things just happen to me.
We'll start with my roommate. Maggie is one of my best friends; she is a sweetheart and we get along great. However, shortly after moving in with her, I discovered her dark little secret: She talks in her sleep. A lot.
The first night it happened, I was coming home late from work and just wanted to crawl under the comforter. I was climbing into my top bunk when suddenly Maggie sat up, and said, What the hell are you doing?""
""Um, going to bed. It's 2:30