Guy in Vilas Hall with regard to security at the of Montreal concert at Union South:
Does it look like I'm hiding booze? I have colored pencils in my bag.
Girl in Fair Trade Coffeehouse, talking about graduate school:
I gotta see how much this costs; how many tricks I gotta turn to be in library studies.
Professor:
This is the Mortal Kombat version of wine tasting.
Guest lecturer:
Is Pepsi better than Coke? I don't know, it's all sugar water.
Guest lecturer:
I know what to do in an earthquake: stop, drop and roll. Mama ain't raised no fools. (Pauses...)
English Professor in Humanities:
You don't go out and ""emo"" with others.
People say the darndest shit, so submit your Overheards to vstatz@dailycardinal.com or comment on this week's submissions at dailycardinal.com/page-two.
