Guy to group of friends by the Natatorium:
If it stays this cold, I'm gonna start putting handwarmers on my balls!
Somebody who walked by in Humanities:
Let's talk about something cool—like how I had my arm in a wolf the other day!
Outside of Smith:
Boy 1: Who gives a fuck about Oprah?
Boy 2: I give a fuck about Oprah. She's the most powerful woman in the world!
Girl at a party, with New York accent:
—Gettin' Toppers tanight! Were rollin' like Rockafellas!
—I wanna look like Spidaman.
—On ""West Side Story"": Anita is a strong and can sing her own song. Maria is kind of a dumb fuck.
—I didn't invent the dinosau's. I'm not responsible for their nature.
Girl in Vilas Hall:
Yeah, some kid wore a shirt with two people having sex on the back to our Lutheran high school.
Guy in Fair Trade Coffeehouse:
I think I'm becoming the person I told myself I would never be. The other night at that concert
some kids started a mosh pit and I didn't want to join.
Girl outside Vilas Hall:
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm sick of female orgasms.
Random text message from creepy neighbor:
Have you ever eaten pizza off of a naked body? Harder than you think.
Two girls in line at the post office:
Girl 1: I'm like so mad. I was walking to class today thinking, ""Where was I a week ago... oh yeah, on the beach.""
Girl 2: So didn't you have any problems with classes or anything?
Girl 1: Yeah, I missed a week. And my Arabic professor was being such a douche. He kept saying, ""you need to register, you need to register!"" I don't have time to concern myself with that bullshit.
Girl on University Avenue:
Um, it's my birthday week, I shouldn't have to walk to class. I'm calling a cab.
People say the darndest shit, so submit your Overheards to vstatz@dailycardinal.com or comment on this weeks' submissions at dailycardinal.com/page-two.
