Guy in Vilas Hall:
I cannot eat regular Oreos after eating Double Stuf Oreos. It's like going back to regular sex after having sex on ecstasy.
Girl in Memorial Union: What did you eat for dinner?
Girl 2: Trader Joe's Masala Naan. It's so good, such sticky, gooey bread I want to live in it! Why didn't I buy more.
Professor in Vilas Hall:
Yes, of course you can interview live sources, but being that it's Halloween you can also interview the dead.
Girl in Fresh Market:
So what did you do this weekend?
Girl 2: I got really drunk with my sister over Skype.
After a concert, guy talking on cell phone:
I was in the mosh pit and my friends' tooth went into my other friends' head ... yeah, so do you want to drink a lot now?
Guy in East Campus Mall:
You've got three freckles on your nose.
Girl: No, I don't have any freckles—I think those are blackheads...
Guy: Oh, (putting on glasses) I guess you're right.
Girl in Vilas:
They're just keepin' it arboreal—I love monkey puns!
Girl at Mediterranean Cafe:
I just got this really great Vaseline lip stuff for really cheap. Try it!
Guy: I don't want to use petroleum products on my lips.
Girl: But it works!
Guy: So? My grandma used WD40 for her arthritis and she said THAT worked.
Professor in Helen C. White Hall:
I was at a cabaret of opera singers last night. Yes, this is how old people entertain themselves. The average age was about 75 I would say.
Professor in Birge Hall, demonstrating how to properly sniff aromas from a glass of ""wine"":
Yes, Madison water alright. Lovely bouquet of chlorine.
Constitutional Law professor:
If you were president, how would you defend the chickens?
Later: Chickens are like cows!
People say the darndest shit, so submit your Overheards to vstatz@dailycardinal.com or comment on this weeks' submissions at dailycardinal.com/page-two.
