Skip to Content, Navigation, or Footer.
The Daily Cardinal Est. 1892
Friday, July 18, 2025

The Hangover

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

Last spring my roommate subletted to this guy that was beyond disgusting. After he moved out, I figured it was finally my opportunity to get the house clean. After many hours of searching out a horrible smell I found a bag full of maggots and food so rotten that it turned to liquid. However, that was not even the bad part. I found a garbage can filled with old beer and vomit on the back porch. Not knowing what to do with it, I decided to dump it over the balcony. What I did not think of was the rotten vomit hitting the ledge, splashing back up at me. 

 

Sincerely, 

 

Looking for a New Sublet 

 

 

 

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

Enjoy what you're reading? Get content from The Daily Cardinal delivered to your inbox

One night at dinner my roommate spilled this really gross, sticky chili dish all over his pants. We were running out the door to a basketball game and so he just threw the pants down in the basement to wash them later. Now, this basketball game was last December. We just remembered about the pants a few weeks ago. We went down in the basement to find that a few critters and bugs had found the pants before we did, and not only did they eat the chili on them, but they were chewing away at the pants as well, because the chili soaked into the fibers.  

 

Sincerely, 

 

Switching to Shorts 

 

 

 

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

We had a lot of people stay at our place over spring break. It was pretty much a party every night. Granted, we cleaned up the beer cans, etc., but we never got around to doing a thorough cleaning. That came back to bite us when we cleaned the living room this past week. We flipped the futon cushion over only to find that some one had thrown up and not told anyone about it. As you can imagine, since it was sitting there for a month, it took quite a scrubbing to get it off. 

 

Sincerely, 

 

Couch Hunting 

 

Next Week: 

 

Best of the Semester 

 

Be sure to check out The Hangover next week and see the best stories from this semester.  

 

Support your local paper
Donate Today
The Daily Cardinal has been covering the University and Madison community since 1892. Please consider giving today.
Popular




Print

Read our print edition on Issuu Read on Issuu


Powered by SNworks Solutions by The State News
All Content © 2025 The Daily Cardinal