Dear Hangover ~
I went home with this girl and we had amazing sex. However, I was so drunk that when I woke up in the middle of the night, I realized I had crapped myself. I was so embarrassed and didn't want to get pinned for the crime. I'm not proud of this, but I moved the feces over to her side of the bed. When she woke up, I was like, You crapped yourself? That's disgusting.\ I know, I'm going straight to hell.
Sincerely,
Oops I Crapped My Pants
Dear Hangover ~
Over spring break I was at home and my friends and I went out to the bars. We live in a small town so, like Madison, everyone more or less walks to the bars and walks home after. It was two-for-one Jaeger bomb night at our favorite bar, so my friends and I stumbled home at bar time barely able to walk. One of my friends was so bad that when we walked past the local McDonald's, he insisted the Ronald McDonald statue outside was ""looking at him weird."" He proceeded to go up to the statue, talk trash and punch the statue in the face. We had a fun time explaining that one to the emergency room nurse.
Sincerely,
Fists of Fury
Dear Hangover ~
My boyfriend and I decided to mix up our Valentine's Day a little bit by experimenting with some stuff in the bedroom. I bought a bottle of flavored lubricant and we lit candles, put on Usher—it was going to be great. Everything was great until I noticed my boyfriend had red welts popping up all over his chest. Apparently he was allergic to the methylparaben in the lube. We spent the rest of the day at the hospital.
Sincerely,
Itching for Love
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