Today's ROD is a self-described walking 'Hangovers' section. He delights in regaling his varied friend base with lurid tales of mischief and woe from the bar scene. He says that his favorite installment of the 'Zane Enloe Files' happened when, for reasons he insists are related to LGBT activism, he wore a skirt to the bars one night only to awake the following morning on a strange stoop on the East side with a melted tub of Ben and Jerrys beside him and one be-tasseled pasty on his nipple.
Where the other tassel went, we may never know.
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