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Thursday, July 17, 2025

Reader of the Day: Paige Mika

During the lazy days of summer, kids fling themselves across their Slip ‘n' Slide, but in Paige's waterworld Slip ‘n' Slides move indoors for drunken teenagers. At a house party, Paige sprayed her kitchen-sink hose, coating the floor with water. Everyone flew across tile, bashing into cabinets. This is dangerous for aqua amateurs, but Paige is a professional. Just last year, Paige was crowned Minnesota State Champion Synchronized Swimmer after a stunning routine to a techno rendition of Ozzie Osborne's Crazy Train.\ Good luck with that, Paige.  

 

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