At first glance Noelle is the stereotypical blonde Barbie: Her favorite color is pink, she works at a tanning salon and isn't sure if blond is spelled with an e.\ Noelle's favorite fellow blonde is Reese Witherspoon, who she fondly refers to as ""Reesy"" because she believes they have a ""deeper connection."" Reesy has inspired Noelle to become a lawyer—let's just hope she actually knows what habeas corpus means. (Just in case you were wondering Noelle, there is an ""e"" in habeas.\
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