Reader of the Day: Joe Taft

The P-man is in the house!\The DC caught Joe at his job behind the desk at College Library, checking out dailycardinal.com in between checking out headphones and laptops. It may not look like much now, but Joe has lofty plans with a future in politics. Is he going to follow in the footsteps of his eight great-uncle, President and Chief Justice William Taft? Um, not exactly, see Joe here is a floppy head and he'd love to be the prime minister of Canada ... Let's just hope he can figure out the correct spelling of Saskatchewan or else there may be a border war—South Park style.\