This Week's Winner: An out-of-work Austrian returned home after a night of drinking and drugs, and decided to slip in through the kitchen window. He got stuck halfway through, with his head facedown in the sink. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap and drowned.
Police were not sure why he didn't turn off the water, pull the plug or'perhaps most important'enter through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.
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