Dear Hangover ~
I have had a crush on this girl in my Spanish class since the beginning of the semester. I vowed that Valentine's Day would be different. I had given her my phone number so we could call each other about homework, so I called her up and asked if I could take her out to dinner for Valentine's Day. To my surprise, she said yes. I agreed to meet her at the restaurant that night. I got there first, and sat anxiously waiting for her with a bouquet of flowers. When she showed up she walked right past me so I called her name. She looked really shocked and said, 'Oh ... there are two Marks in my phone ... I thought it was the other one,' and left. Needless to say, class will be really embarassing the rest of the semester.
Sincerely,
Mistaken Identity
Dear Hangover ~
My boyfriend and I decided to mix up our Valentine's Day a little bit by experimenting with some stuff in the bedroom. I bought a bottle of flavored lubricant and we lit candles ... put on Usher ... it was going to be great. Everything was great until I noticed my boyfriend had red welts popping up all over his chest. Apparently he was allergic to the Methylparaben in the lube. We spent the rest of the day at the hospital.
Sincerely,
Itching for Love
Dear Hangover ~
There is a girl that I have recently started seeing, and I asked her out for Valentine's Day. So far, we had only hung out when we went out to the bars and I wanted to change that. Mostly because, when I get drunk I get really clumsy and fall a lot. I went to pick her up for dinner and as we were walking down the steps in front of her house I hit some ice and plowed face-first into the snow. It turned out to be a good night, but I will never live down my rep as a klutz.
Sincerely,
Head over Heels
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