Dear Hangover ~
My freshman year I lived in Ogg West. We knew that we lived in a dump, and nobody really paid much attention to keeping the place clean. One guy on my floor took our grunginess to a new level. After eating a very poorly cooked meal of Mexican food, my buddy got really sick and decided that he needed to pay a visit to the bathroom. Problem being, the bathrooms in Ogg are segregated by floor, and he was hanging out on the girls floor. Now, it would have been bad enough if he got diarrhea on the girls' floor, but the best part is he couldn't even make it to the stall ... he ended up going in his pants and all over the bathroom floor. Later that week, we got a house lecture about hygene.
Sincerely,
Doing my Doody
Dear Hangover ~
There are certain rules about what you can and cannot have in the dorms and pets are a big no-no. Imagine my surprise when I walked past an open door in my dorm and saw a golden retriever. 'Hey, a dog! You can't have dogs in here,' I said. Looking up, I then realized the person was blind and it was a seeing-eye dog. I think I'll keep quiet about contraband from now on.
Sincerely,
Doggone Dumb
Dear Hangover~
One of the many joys of the dorms is the public bathrooms. My friends and I would often play jokes on each other when we were in the showers. Once I got a bucket of ice from downstairs and throw it on my roommate, mid-loofa. However, I got a taste of my own medicine, and it was bitter. The next time I was showering my roommate stole my towel and all my clothes. I was stranded in the bathroom yelling for help until my R.A. found me about two hours later.
Sincerely,
Showered in Shame
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