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Sunday, April 28, 2024

The Hangover

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

 

 

My friends and I were playing poker at a buddy's house, and when we ran out of money we decided to make it interesting; anytime somebody lost a hand, the rest of the guys had to think up something stupid for that guy to do. It was fun, until I lost. My punishment was to run around the block naked. It was 1 a.m. so nobody saw, but it was the Friday night that it got down to subzero temps. I got frostbite in some not so good places.  

 

 

 

Sincerely, 

 

 

 

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Cool Runnings 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

 

 

Last week when it was really cold, I packed on the layers to go to class. Unfortunately, when I left my apartment for my 8:50 a.m. discussion, I was late and had to run the whole way there. There is this guy in my discussion I really like, and I always sit next to him in class. I ran in just as the bell rang and sat down. At the end when I got up, I was going to try to flirt with the guy, until he said, 'Whoa ... a little sweaty there.' Because I ran in approximately eight layers of clothes, I had sweated through and there was literally a puddle all over the chair. 

 

 

 

Sincerely, 

 

 

 

Sweaty Shame 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Hangover ~ 

 

 

 

My roommates and I have been watching the Olympics pretty religiously. We were fascinated with the skeleton and thought it would be cool to try someday. With an engineering student for a roommate, someday was last weekend. We went over to some hills by Vilas Park, iced them down until they froze and raced these motorized, metal contraptions down the hill. I don't think we'll be heading to the Olympics anytime soon, but we can say from experience that those crashes are no skate in the park. 

 

 

 

Sincerely, 

 

 

 

Madison Mens Skeleton Team 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next week: 

 

 

 

Hookups gone bad. 

 

 

 

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